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Know Your Poo

Because bowel health shouldn’t be a taboo

WHAT YOUR POO IS TELLING YOU

Food is the reason we poo after all, so we figured why not reimagine the Bristol Stool Chart.

Type 1: Maltesers

Constipation

Solid, hard, pellet-like lumps that are tough to pass. Often a sign you’re lacking fibre, fluids, or your gut’s moving too slowly.

See a doctor if they last more than 3 weeks, are severe, or comes with pain, blood, or unexplained weight loss.

Type 2: Corn on the Cob

Considered Constipation

Lumpy, sausage-shaped stool that still feels hard and difficult to pass.

Common with dehydration, low fibre, or irregular routines.

Type 3: Baguette

Healthy Poo Zone

A sausage shape with cracks on the surface. Considered pretty normal and healthy, especially if it passes without drama.

Keep up your fibre, fluids, and daily movement.

Type 4: Smooth Sausage

Perfect Poo Zone

The gold standard poo. Smooth, soft, sausage-like (your gut’s happy place).

Stick with whatever you’re doing – your gut loves it.

Type 5: Chocolate Truffles

On the Softer Side

Soft blobs that are easy to pass. Can happen after a big meal, stress, or mild gut irritation.

See a doctor if this becomes your normal, or is paired with urgency, pain, or bleeding.

Type 6: Fluffy Eggs

Considered Diarrhoea

Mushy, fluffy pieces with ragged edges. Often a sign of gut irritation, infection, food sensitivity, or stress.

See a doctor if it’s ongoing, severe, or you’re dehydrated.

Type 7: Chocolate Spread

Definitely Diarrhoea

Entirely liquid, no solid pieces. Often from infection, food poisoning, or sudden gut upset.

See a doctor urgently if it persists more than a couple of days, contains blood, or you’re showing signs of dehydration.

Disclaimer

Please note:

This chart is for general guidance only and is not a substitute for medical advice. Always consult your doctor if you notice ongoing changes, experience pain, blood in your stool, unexplained weight loss, or anything unusual for you.

Type 1: Maltesers

Constipation

Solid, hard, pellet-like lumps that are tough to pass. Often a sign you’re lacking fibre, fluids, or your gut’s moving too slowly.

See a doctor if they last more than 3 weeks, are severe, or comes with pain, blood, or unexplained weight loss.

Type 2: Corn on the Cob

Considered Constipation

Lumpy, sausage-shaped stool that still feels hard and difficult to pass.

Common with dehydration, low fibre, or irregular routines.

Type 3: Baguette

Healthy Poo Zone

A sausage shape with cracks on the surface. Considered pretty normal and healthy, especially if it passes without drama.

Keep up your fibre, fluids, and daily movement.

Type 4: Smooth Sausage

Perfect Poo Zone

The gold standard poo. Smooth, soft, sausage-like (your gut’s happy place).

Stick with whatever you’re doing – your gut loves it.

Type 5: Chocolate Truffles

On the Softer Side

Soft blobs that are easy to pass. Can happen after a big meal, stress, or mild gut irritation.

See a doctor if this becomes your normal, or is paired with urgency, pain, or bleeding.

Type 6: Fluffy Eggs

Considered Diarrhoea

Mushy, fluffy pieces with ragged edges. Often a sign of gut irritation, infection, food sensitivity, or stress.

See a doctor if it’s ongoing, severe, or you’re dehydrated.

Type 7: Chocolate Spread

Definitely Diarrhoea

Entirely liquid, no solid pieces. Often from infection, food poisoning, or sudden gut upset.

See a doctor urgently if it persists more than a couple of days, contains blood, or you’re showing signs of dehydration.

Disclaimer

Please note:

This chart is for general guidance only and is not a substitute for medical advice. Always consult your doctor if you notice ongoing changes, experience pain, blood in your stool, unexplained weight loss, or anything unusual for you.

Type 1: Maltesers

Constipation

Solid, hard, pellet-like lumps that are tough to pass. Often a sign you’re lacking fibre, fluids, or your gut’s moving too slowly.

See a doctor if they last more than 3 weeks, are severe, or comes with pain, blood, or unexplained weight loss.

Type 2: Corn on the Cob

Considered Constipation

Lumpy, sausage-shaped stool that still feels hard and difficult to pass.

Common with dehydration, low fibre, or irregular routines.

Type 3: Baguette

Healthy Poo Zone

A sausage shape with cracks on the surface. Considered pretty normal and healthy, especially if it passes without drama.

Keep up your fibre, fluids, and daily movement.

Type 4: Smooth Sausage

Perfect Poo Zone

The gold standard poo. Smooth, soft, sausage-like (your gut’s happy place).

Stick with whatever you’re doing – your gut loves it.

Type 5: Chocolate Truffles

On the Softer Side

Soft blobs that are easy to pass. Can happen after a big meal, stress, or mild gut irritation.

See a doctor if this becomes your normal, or is paired with urgency, pain, or bleeding.

Type 6: Fluffy Eggs

Considered Diarrhoea

Mushy, fluffy pieces with ragged edges. Often a sign of gut irritation, infection, food sensitivity, or stress.

See a doctor if it’s ongoing, severe, or you’re dehydrated.

Type 7: Chocolate Spread

Definitely Diarrhoea

Entirely liquid, no solid pieces. Often from infection, food poisoning, or sudden gut upset.

See a doctor urgently if it persists more than a couple of days, contains blood, or you’re showing signs of dehydration.

Disclaimer

Please note:

This chart is for general guidance only and is not a substitute for medical advice. Always consult your doctor if you notice ongoing changes, experience pain, blood in your stool, unexplained weight loss, or anything unusual for you.

The Very Important Stuff

Just always remember...

If something doesn’t feel right, speak to your GP. Don’t be embarrassed – and don’t delay – they talk about poo all the time.

As Dame Deborah James said: 'Check your poo – it could save your life.'